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Dear Faith Rachel Rhyne,

We where instructed by Liverwood Promotion to contact you, regarding your prize parcel delivery. Please Read Carefully. After making stringent verifications, we are now in possession of a package with a certified cheque from the Liverwood Promotion which is to be delivered to your designated address. You are to please confirm your mailing address to enable us dispatch your parcel immediately. We shall deliver your prize cheque of £1,500,000.00(One Million, five Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds Sterling’s) to Your Designated Address.
Relliance Inc has the best Delivery logistics specialists, ready to deliver through, Air Freight,Sea, Road and Rail.
It is the usual practice of our organization to conduct a proper verification on all parcels that we are to deliver to ensure that they are valid. Therefore, we can confirm that your parcel is found Valid. Below are our mandatory Delivery charges. Choose one of the Options;
Our Delivery Rate,Insurance and Vat is according to the sensitivity and content of the parcel to be delivered.
PARCEL WEIGHT: 0.5 KG
Colour of parcel………………..Brown
Your Order number is REL576543
Delivery within 24 HOURS:
Mailing /Freight: 67.00
Vat: 74.84
Insurance: 250.00
TOTAL: 391.84 Pounds ($615.00 USD)
Delivery within 48 HOURS:
Mailing /Freight: 50.00
Vat: 47.87
Insurance: 250.00
TOTAL: 347.97 Pounds ($546.00 USD)
Delivery in 4 DAYS:
Mailing /Freight: 35.00
Vat: 42.50
Insurance: 250.00
TOTAL: 327.50 Pounds ($514.00 USD)
TYPE YOUR DELIVERY OPTION HERE;………………………………………..
We shall instruct you on how to pay for the Fee, as soon as we receive your response.
Important Note : Its impossible to DEDUCT any amount from the prize cheque before the parcel is delivered. Therefore No Deduction is accepted.
We don’t accept C.O.D and delivery fee must be paid before delivery.
This company will be responsible for any Mishandling or failure to deliver parcel within the stipulated days chosen by our client. Refund can be made to client if complain arises or failure to deliver within the stipulated date. All delivery is pay before service.
Write back immediately with your chosen Delivery option for the delivery of your parcel to enable us inform you, on how you can SEND the payment for the courier charges.
As soon as we receive confirmation and evidence of payment of the above charges, we will deliver your parcel immediately to you in your location/country. You will be required to sign for the parcel and to do this, you will need an ID or any form of Identification.


FOR MORE ENQUIRIES, CALL +44 11 381 50536
Kind regards,

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Relliance Couriers Services
Harrison Davids
Team Leader Service Delivery,
137 Hyde Park Road, Leicester LE1 7RH,
United Kingdom
Tel: 0044 11 381 50536
Alt: 0044 70 318 78 615
Fax: 0044 116 35 00130

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Shouldn’t someone tell these folks that this sort of thing is illegal and preys on the desperately naive…and sociologically curious. Um, guys…yeah, you should probably cut it out.

BEST IDEA EVER! If anyone is in the London area, could you please go check up on this Hyde Park address for me? Ask them for my cheque! Hahahahaha!

(I’ll split it with you. Sure. Yup.)

Take a few photos and notes and send them to me. This is fascinating.

If any British thugs despise me, well…contend with my guard dog, friends.

Yeah. You don’t even want to mess with this dog.

Not even.

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